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' . , - r t Is 1 I 1 1 i 3 1 A i -4 3 I 4 '1 - i 9 3 s. a 4 4 .... . , t .... , 4 " " J DOWSER'S BOXING . u ne engages in tonioat vitn a Punching Bag. IS A STRENUOUS PERFORMER And S Atb,viu U Land a Knockout THt th Attempt Pram e Ox- treua Baeiwarang Patient Mr. Bow ae la Again Daa,nd. By M. QUAD. (CoetrvM. 114, t AurtateJ Literary T IHKKK wa a sort of three nlv. luck i.-ihi, d.-ul.ie ,-.iiii1iii.i 1 kk on Mr. I.wer' fa- a be entered ttw h..ns. and f Hie lift of l.-r Mr. t..w rr couldn't make otil whether he had fallen lu ll t fortune f tie. nl.il t ruu fr rti In i his miiu4(Nn h IHy bckl hT v v ami a-skol no (Iih'nIhmiv tttirii lir itliitriil tti.i Ih- h-nl lr'fe.lil bouiv a w k id' tlv mi. h-va f .-.1 ii. lufruMitt. but tttirmi; tin- itinn.-f bur tvvh ihil mnl rv ii It ly turua. Whitt tli)- h.-l aili.mrti.-J t Ihv fmii'.j rkm Ii waa tVMily to 'X'l.iiu, ul b Innwu: "Mm. lUiaw, lth ytir f tulsxi.m. I ai. o irjr llttn vxflnint I tils trtiins " -la II rnu.. t.l lth tb.it va i i;r yM IxihicIii htuy h cautltulv aaktnl. "Sunwrnbit Vu know h.r mj atxtulilert h.iv lultit-U nx of late? Tli.-rv a rv niortiltit: li n I ran K.-aiv Ij nl- uiy lmul -to Ixittou hit t-oll.ir I bavt-n't mi. I ittut h t )u atitt II"- "I ! b.r1 juu ciMupliln of yr b.i'k itinl ahuuklfM." site lutirriilml -Xo." 'thiljr lat iilbt ra waiiti-J to move ttw furtiiluiv la riHir Uilrvoin a Unit ihI you mUI jou felt like lurultii! b.uiilS'"in.i " Such a Cenaidarat Man. "If I bnu t rouiitliihmt,' li contlu oi-d aa bt irrrvtl bi pkI n.ituiv. II lmnii I tlitla t Mr t rr "WiTCH HOW I tlO IT. yoit Aa a uiatter or fut'U .Mrs. imw- : 'LJU, Av mt-i nintUT of uuilli-al fail-1 am wbat Ls rallut xliouldfr tnml t lia t K rtwimatisui hat wizl umiii .mil con triKled my niu.l-. hui! tf )iin lli.iiit I Dot done i;iraljsl mill evt-utiiiillf v(ertak me. If I c-t a ulroke of piimlyhU yiMj a ill Imki.iiiiu a wulow." "And you must sUu.l ou four be:i l or climb up lb il'W of tlie bou4 l jrurcj It uSr "No. ma'am. Tbe remedy la very almple. Half an buur's work fur a few evening will Hi Die all rtctit. I uit'l a profeiwlonul utlilete tod.i.v. an1 after exitmliilui; uiy condition be told me J iil what to do. llowerer. if yon bare ttie fliKtet objtvthiu-ff you want to Bee ute bveonie a rlctlui of tbe drend parnlyuls" "Wbat did be tell you to dor ahe a iiked Mr. Howwr went to tbe b ill tree and Ilia pHikiiL'e nnd returned with It and uelil It up and replied: "Siui.U.t lhiui lu tbe world. It I railed a puiMllliig ban Vou Inflate It aud hung It up and punch It Tbe ex rclxe lieneliu .every muwle In the lii'k and aboiililers. It wily riwt t-I. ni!(l I'll ((et t-'i'l') wortll of Kjod out of It. It would ii Iso be a nioxi tblug for Jou to practice on If you don't object J mill Intliiie It mid tin n it it up and Kiuid it a llitle tbls eretilnK." "Well, no nUeud." abe ulybed. "but dou't bluiue me." "Hlmiie you nbout lint 7 How ran I bluuie you? What -:in bapiieu? I ulinply hang tlie Ung ou tbe cbandelier. remove uiy cult und vest and punch It. NolliInK rno be more aiinple. You , dont exe't I'm lining to knock tbe bonne down, do you'" A Ft w Preliminary Remark. Mr. Hon'Ker relapsed Into ullence, wtilU he went nlnad nltli Hie Infl.it Iuk When (lie liatf waa rendy be Jin n K It up mi the cbiindelier nnd re moved III cimt and vet "Now. then," be ftnlil aa be spat on Ills palnia and m if idy. "you watch IjoW 1 do It It U l lie t;reateit exerclKe in the world. It Is warranted to cure dyspepxla. IndlKextlon. iieuniltla, and o forth. ltd to fttrulKbten up tlie gpine and clve a man n military carriage It In practii-eil In every college nnd eiiilniiry In the In ml. nnd there are few homea without their punching 1)hk. Vou nee, I Ktand tlila way and I reach out tlii.i way-und I bin, haiiir, with my left"- The hi IT. liailK. was a awnt which would bare unaltered the panel of a tliair. The la! ahot away and upward " Ma If fired from a can ion, nnd about balf tbe rlnn ormiiiienta of tlie chnn dellercnme raltliiiK down on tlie floor. Mrs. Bowser cried out In iilarin und made a ruxli for the parlor, but Mr Kowner hiiiKlied mid reiiHsureil her. "I Kieaa I uverdhl It a Hide fur the Bmt blow. I'll lituke a rat tut (at of It." He played with the ball fur a min ute, and the rest of the trtuimlni: and two of the globea came raining down The other globes would have followed hud nut Mrs. Dowser uHered Words of vigorous protest With the pansplratlon running down bis face be jMuaad to reply: - 'Vr-ie. I g f,-t cell din Hil H et.n weit I'm feeling I wrnnn oi ion.. u w ru n cava law i dormant f m--i.t'i Yrhap you'd better km and avoid the wok- n in hitch the ic t,t out trirrb..ne I wire on the celling Mr. Bo !' Fc In IS W. Mrs. IVsr iTotnrby diii-i-e-ared. i " "mu.iw ....t the has a lin-.g fn-m tV wire t.a I he .iii,ir.sl k.T Is t.ve It Mkutu he 1 alone so.1 iltitratiiu-cHsl, n., h. meant ! " knosk seven Is !: nt of sottw-tbiitg Tlw Ks bid a . -:..y. aud a tiv ... - iv i" ir h - . ..... C:m,t r.v.lla ad a r: M th,tj,lM" "d rr ,v M " ,h nii.le him ,v Mnr In cnomj l.i.k J U "' h ,'n',' ein-rimHita ttt Jury ti. las: tnn-k dim f ur tn ti.e f...-e. j Jlltt ifi. of likh waa tb .-i.l fr a iiuiii.le ! l.-lx-sl arH!. to w Ibe Iimx aht. ti h.n kf. kol (itttt "I lit on . t !;!! iin lie lout lensl a, he r-.i. l.-r the ih t r..ui. I r !i tHl-r ! !ie rf. v.., ! toi.l l;ie t' e i.l fi t to tl t. lite iicie m If 'l"-ipUi i.i in Writ. h. iv o -" Mr l.,..,-r ft i.l ti..viHr iiiilit t! olr-ie i.i.th-o t Ilu- .im!ilnc Iwic i t..M-r. u 11.1 nai w a 'ii- at the ie-il er the "it.s; lur :i r i im:li, ln-nr, 'lm t'l'iu.!' au.l irm.l f..ur or lite l.linx .m l tlw-n Ijib to itm.T nln'Ot. ANwit m'.iii.ie liii-r llrir in n t-r:i-.U. ati.l Ue i i :?t d.. it: lltte y.ni ki. lv,-l a aide f the h.'ti' out. Mr !.mvtr .Mr ls..tM-r hi. In t In biw d.itins ilot be had eti.Nnjni.-rvd it i b ilr n. I l:i!ett .iter It and hi.l iimie il..tii .t b.-:t!y tl; it a rrfcrcv ttotiM have cn!iiii bint is It nil. 1 loii lliilt iile U f.'rv be op. and thru hite.! UMlure lt.. i!e;irtrd. No 'ili. limi bas ever in-t.le. l y m.irt tl unit reiild k;i. k h!ut alt!t v :!t -k-iii'iimty. He r- u. itli a il.-t.-mvt.it .hi to rtnkii-e th it Uitf with .me awful Mow lie had U-en arisl to tr.t e.isy, bet lu out nired diiiiitv d.-iiatn-hsl reven-.-e Mrs ISowntt benrtt him tipping the K-is ilh hi left to Ki t It in m-'tioit, nnd I hen she beard hint i!r-iv a long breath like a tr toitit; up hill a be li.ttiled off to deliver the k-ui'koiit Mow vi ilh I I rtsiht Mrs. Botr Roahea to t P-u. A he JtiHited ;t to deliver the blow he nnd to il.aUe the Ui. and there w:t a thump a-aitil the wall whUli i.i!il.-l tbln-c fleiir t-t the trarret. f.il .vtnl .y a howl, a ttf -er and a fall. !; rwer tot douiiMalr In a ri- 'th and found Mr. tw'er It ins c-v the fmit ef l! e loiiiiue. with the iiiitf playliit n-iidtiluiii alx'iit liiin. tilt .ilul I.l"" hud ml It and I.Ui.i.'.l mi the wall, and hi ptl rkht baud wa already I'lilliiij; up to K-.-it a cab luijre head "What-what h lapviiei? abe iknl a !ie tliouht uf unites and tuitiil.ie and slin .Mr ltwr atrus'ietl up 'like a trii keti i. and Ite (ooktsl from hi bnv ken kull.-Hv o llir dent In the Wall fr.in the inuln4 li.'U t .Mi- Iiw rr.and tip to the il.iiiil ehautl.dler Slie vtas preiarel for n ftirioll out i.iir-t. but none came. After a b.nj iniiiiile be ipilelly but !eruty naid. ""Woiiian. return to j-mir room! In the mot li'.nz nil will l,e nettii d Volt aire as:.-iiiil me. and ini rre l tlowu t:ilr iiud Mrmk me tt.lh a cluiir. but nir lituyer will n-ltie all Hint, and von can l:irt for tour mother's by the noon trim. No more, m.'Iiihii -i,m.( nil oilier ttord' on have f.ii'ntl nuiu. but ihi 1 t'te l.t-l lime the l:i-t time. Iom iii-lit to you. l,o.i. nilii:" A Tributt Terminated. "The Inll'i.iMe of woman I gentle, Weet and n-.tr:ilii;i2 With a word she Mx.tlie our 'iire an.) with a l.k he ch:inv.. frot nini into nmile. Her itiflin tne Ii for .e,n-e" "That will do," interrupted the mill tnnt MilTrni'ette "We don't care in the lent for nar. asm "-W ashington Star Looking Ahad. "My h.-iltt- I very Intelligent." "How an'!" "She k.-ep extiinlniiiK her toe "Wow ibxt that denote precocity?" "W'hv, the hitcllii-iit "hilil evidently rt-aliti thai one iihihI h.-ive eifeet tin- If one prop to t.inyo credit abty."-Kniia Journal. Sympathy. "Harkr "What' the mailer?" "Iton't you hear that n w f lit nole?" "Thai's Cladya I'.unlick t.iklu her Uiutdc le5ori." "I'oor old I'.nrdl. k! He pay money for that ." 'lm n.-o Kecord Herald. Mora Watchful Waiting. Reporter - Who' the man w ho ha paei the ollhe fourteen limes Hit inoriiin.'? Ivililor - lie canceled hi sulmcrlpt ion ye-deiilay, and lie's waiting to see If the patter colnes out this Week.-I'ldl .id..plil.i N-dt'er. Looks That Way. I!lll- Ho ton believe il I (KKfUile for n person to lie tall.'ed b death? Jill-Sure: I ion I you know Hint the average in. man i ,'ii to live two years lou-.'c' than lht nverae tuau! Vonkers Stntctuniiii. Not Worth Paying For. Ed und Joe Were walking uIwik n coiinfry road one hot day and lieeame very thirsty, but could not lind any water, roinlng nt l:it In a fanner's hoiine anil noticing a womau standing in the door, they went up to her und ieiiested n drink of wnter. She mild. "We haven't had any rain for thn-e weeks, und the well Is dry." "Then please trlve u n dunk of milk." Tlie wonmi replied that the milk was all taken to market, hut added that bIio bad some buttermilk niorod away nnd would rIvc the thirsty trav elers a drink of It. After quenching their thirst with buttermilk they offered to pay tlso kind woman for It. but fhc refused the money, saying, "I was going to give It to the pigs nn.vwny."-riits-burgh Chronicle-Telegraph, A Hard Hit fasten. Mr. fioffy- Here's Hotnelmdy proposes to kill (ill idiots In their childhood Mis Pert-Dreadful- Idea. There are not enough men to go around as It Is Baltimore American. Tlie Twelfth Jury woman P DXkJII NORXIWD ' : equal right fur women trt- i ttuu-lil lu I'.O tht-jr ut otjf cn!n4 tlit fniiHUlMV but law tNTa pttaaanl i.i lc-i i tiKa tlu-m li aaina tlutlM iix'u. Tlii-y rtv Jiaa aa iurjarw- Bi.ikhn; tit ( a jury uf UiUrd loea and wouiru The .'e ef Ires Ir'tetttlng atrsltmt Kr.ineU IJ.t'-tim for tuxnicb uf (troiu- e-r .-ittrsitr! ntiiviTal attelitlott. Tbe l.-t w . It stil at lite tune retulrl that all fa.s tf luvMcb of irouiU li .tt!d Iv trirtl th-foce a Jury of Ma e.airssl t n. lt Ivliig tti.il.-a audi i f.-iiKile Thrr N-Ing a great ruh f .r ml ni!tiii.-e tit brir the plqunnt rtid.li. tli.tt It W..11 vn'ted WtMlId .rHL.ht out. a numtier uf ytHing tu.'ti and women vtrove to l-t) luitan ei.sl en the Jury. The result was all toons mm nnd l youtut wtutieo tert Ii tun .and nt-tit-d. all of whom were of the better cla. and the tonus wiiit-eu weiv all goml ksiklnif. It i i-n-vid tins Itislvely ou the tHtl that Idltcvtott had proml to I I. niiin and that she had a.feit eil him. but the d. feud. Hit a eouitel l-r-u.tUt lu et I.l. ti. e to alMiar that bIm tint U-en enu-at:. In a IK -t her uian at the .i:i.e tiuw The Jud-e tli.irved that H the jurv Were aatlsll.! that lh .l.-'ei- Ii; I bad prnM-d to the plain ti ff tiny were to return a verdict In Iter fat.-r Hut If they were iuttlBed that the plaint irr hid t-tl;:ik'ed henelf to stiolhcr mail while she was encag etl to I.I.H.-toii they were tu find for the tlrleiidaiit ue of the Jurymen gate an account of the proreedltig-t In the Jury room wliiie .1 tertlict w a Indnf considered, of whh b the follow lug I a )Uop-la: "iu n.-ichliu: the jury room we ar raociil our.elve In a ilrele, men and women h-lntt pl.-itt-d nlienmtely, and pisn-vi-di-d to c ti.l.l.-r thr-ase At flrt there tti-re remarks from men and wo men uiike, but gradually the m.-u drop out of the discussion, li-Stlm; It til the women Two women cousldered Iddlestou's offer binding on It I ill ; (wo women ceiislilert-d that he was altudr til by Mis Fleiuiiig's lieing engaged to another man. Idle the other two Jury women took the gMiuid that Mr. Utile stoii had lNn treated Very badly by the plaintiff "The discission on the part nf tbe Jury wiuiicn lastisl o long that some of ti la-gun t-t yawn. First uue wom an, then another drnpsd out of It nn til but one woman remained to combat for her opinion Then one of tbe wu- men askiil another If she hid SecO tbe new skirt This switched the Ctiuvef satlon on to another Ira. k than tbe case In iiietloii, nnd In a few minutes the women were deluttliig the fashlous Seeing an i.i.rtnnily, we men began to eoiisider the breach of promise rasa. W e discovered that we all agreed that the woman, hiiing U-en engaged tu another tltirlitsf the time she waa to en-red to ldiictii. had no claim. "We niiiMHimi! to our fellow Jury women that half of the Jury Were agn-t-d on a verdict, requesting the other half to follow our eiample. They at once turticd their attention to the matter In point, but as there were three different npinli.n union g them and each woman stoutly malnlNliied her own view time passed without a verdict At u'cl.tck III the evening supper w u brought In. and after (hat. since the women Could Hot agree Slid were tinsl nf the subject we paired "IT. each mail with a woman, aud sal flirting till 10 o'clock, when w were marched off to separate holds for the 'light. "The next day a messenger weut from u with a note to hr judL'e, who, oi.j,o-iu it to contain a quest km of iaiv. mlii-d the court toL'rther Ilia honor was much nsfoui-died at a re ijucst for a clcrgtmaii Since there was no reuMin for denying the request a dominie was sent to us, aud two uf aur number were married. "Then' is something contagious about iiiaiiiiiiouy, mil an the parson wua leaving he was called back to marry iiiother couple. That afteriiisin one f tin- men who hail been making up to tiuotl.fr nf the Jurywuineii pro posed that we make it unanimous and ill be marrlisl This was rushing mut ters, and i he only woman left nil pledged di-diiied to take the only re uiaiiiiug unplnlgeil man. While we were trying to persuade her the Judge sent to know If we had readied a ver dict Tlie foreman sent back word that we had a rase of oil obstinate twelfth jurywnmaii, but we hoied siM.u to bring In-r to nn agreement "Half an hour later we all lilts! Into the courtroom ami were asked the usual iiiestion: " 'Have you agreed to n Verdict? "'W have Agreed to something else, replied our foreman. "What do you mean?" asked the iudu''-. surprised, " Tour of our twelve have been mar ried in I he jury room, nnd we Imvo agreed fo imike It unanimous, the rest to In- married here by your honor In court ' "'Hut the verdict In thn case that has liccti trlii! before you exclaimed (lie astonished Judge. 'Were you nn able to bring Hie obstinate Jurywo tiinn fo an agreement? "'We brought her to nn agreement your honor, lo marry the eleventh Juryman. "'('rife dismissed. said the iu1ge." A Prince and a Princess Er F.DGAR . THORPE King John was the father of but one child, n duucJiicr. King David also had but one child, a son Their king doms were very KinulL and when tbe hrlrt tu the thrvt'f ff e. west P-fa the tw klbifs sp-tri-d t mite tbclr crown tu one t y wed.I i- rrln.w tt tbe prlu.- la eid r !nl h'" tbey caate i a utarrUi;. tble ae Hwy ahould 0a4 t prtlssl thwart their fa titers' deU by an stt.it hioelit It s agretsl that tmt sli mid t treuiih up ha CouipK-le Unoruiice of the oplsstlt rl. lrtuo ltgur while jet a tshy pat-ked ff tt one ef M f.ilUera fal a-e. where hi atl.u.Uiil were all Oico. aud an 1 .1 was Issmsl lb it say tMl W hsl aik-ke to tiliu if wtiwa abttuld Ism hl hea l lYUicsa Kulaiie waa srul away tvt t-e utid.-r the rare tt jrtHUvu. and h was never tu hear the ttrtl tuau. W ith an ai suspend.! . the beads of lh.e -et'W who f.mn.sl the b.Hisv- hold of the two rot.ll t iiil.Uo. it la t to tie oiHlertsI tint ct.b arrlttst at tbe age of right" n without ever having heard r seen eteu plctme of one uf tbe oeisisite set Th u the two kings amuo-d lh.it (hey slmil. nirt-t lTtl1 fra!tr was .ut to Ih wl;t.v Wbt-r I'Mihc li-ilille lived ordi-rs bating Int-u lli-t tu.l tint a of ber alteiul tuts must kt-(t out tf sight diiriite the tllt Tlie pntnv was to lx Mt bl licrself Hi a wissl here she waa lu the li.thlt nf wa'k tng. Tbe prlnc is told that he was to Visit rttnie iirtwervtsi whero be wmild find eivlleiil li.sttt!g At tbe rte hi tit!, let. nils told hltn that the wish! was Mug I mi Id a mil they Would Hot I tnltl.s to enter fSti lie Weut lu alone The prince was sitting un a rustic l-u h built twreu two tr.s Ii. n a bull, t ti ii.il within au litt b of ber ear, atvoitimtiird by a reirt The attendant of the prlm-e heril tbe klio( aud ks-kul at each other aghast A grave error ha Iss-n roniiuiiietl. aald uue "The pilu.v lei taken the prioress for a l-lrd nnd tn-l nt Iter "We have oln-yisl the king orders.' said another carelewtly The prince five a shriek and fell In faint The piiii-'c. thinking that be had shot a rare bird, ndinn-til to tiag the game. When he rvitch.il hi-r be saw In Iter face, turned upuar.l feature auch a he htt-l li-t m u be fore. "tlreat hew veil!" he etrlrtltiied. "I aupHHH-tt I was ah.sitliig at tdrdj of I be sit its k trarieiy" lie ralstsl the prince and her he-l resits! In the hollow uf hU arm. Her lovely IIm w .-re part.-d. show lug a row Of W hlte teeth. An emotion Ih it he h.nl never fell before linis-ll.-.! Iiuii to touch hi own lli to her. The pressure or the waruiih or both n-vttrd h.-r She opened her eti-s and saw for the first time the face of a mail. The prince was very handsome, with raven curls and a sliky 1-eanL Hi eyes were large and lustrous. "Wbat are your she knl "Wltnt are ymiT he re.IUl. He showed uo dlqiosttlon trt b-t her go free, am! she showed no disposi tion to lie released. am a w omau " "I am man " mini was iiuii pres.iiug ott my lll-sr "Mine." "Put them there again." The prime did ns he was bidden liid.ssi, be kiss.! her a numts-r uf times. "Did you fire nt tin-?' asked the prlu res. "Ves: I thought you were some new kind of bird I had never ween-stt bty a bird uf paradise." "What strain; clothes yon wear!" remarked the prliier, feeling of the prim e a doublet. "How mil- h finer yours are!" replied tne prim e, feeling of her silken attire "HupHe you hud killed me?" asked RulaMi; "I should have U-eu In agony." "Wl.rr "lbs a ue you are the only nn of your kind. I supine and I like tbe kind very mn h." "What's Hint linlr growing on your rae furr" rtulure put It there. I say, I want you I d like to put you Into a cage and keep you where ymi would belong lo me only " "I sin the daughter of a king." "What a a daughter? 1 am a king's son. "What's a son?" "A man child." "Kupi.e I nk your father to give you to me. Vou could live lu the same cage with my monkey." "Thank ton: No; I prefer rooms Come lef us go to your father. I will buy ymi of him - Tlie two sot e reigns were walling In King John's palace fr the result of the eierliiieiit when the prtnc and princess nppronchfd '.'iithcr," said th prince, "I want tills-tiling" The two kings winked nt each other. "What are you going to do wltb It? asked King David. "Well, look at II, feed It nnd all that." "How about you, Kulaller naked King John, "do you want him?" "Ves" "Well, since yoq Isith want each nth er be It an." snld both kings nt once. Come, snld the princes to the prince "I w ish fo feed you." " Retulte Wanted. "Who Is that young man that Calls on daughter?" "A budding poet, father." "Well, tell him to pome around when ho has blossomed nnd Is nble to shoe the fruit nf bin liilsra."-Clilcngo Jour nal. Of Course Not Mrs. Church- Don't yon think the fnHhlon adapt themselves to the times? Mrs. (lotlmin-Oh, my. res! Whv. when we wore busHo we didn't hnvn these lliili. flats.-Vutikers Htatesnmn. Logical Deduction, Matron-Itn by I trying. Mnry. I expect he wants his bottle. Mnry-I Just give It to 'lm, mnm. Mntron-DId you? Then I eii.ect lm doesn't wnnt It -Judge. Literally, "He gun. tne but ,nld statement about thai hirluo affair"' " hat did he' say?" That lis r ,t,, ,H1 . g (., -. tlUMire Aiiii-i ii an Making an Acquaintance r tviKm r. ciaiuvE tine .lay Mil li.g my mu after linking a tbih-lt I w a ktdj at the n. tl window tlie i-s.tliig U Iter'a - try m i. i.tn.t a in ro t-i vii.a. i i.i.l w.i t. .urns and pc-tty liidWd, I w .i ei y inu.b struik wllb bvr a pearmee I li--uht of ..(Tettug lu ertke lt tvunt the l-IU l"T ber, tuit this would put ber eu guard sgsbod tne a d.sirliK to lU a vtiUJeie'e anil. and get ber money t'liiailt she u tve up lite tteqi aa.t ntillng the Mil lub a at aluff.! tiieiii Into (..iteiiertilitile and U-ft lite luti.k I went ool t tfthetr U.stf, htll.d a stio t tor. g" b.mrd, a buly lii U-lilud me and nt dowu upiw il.- me She lit the "lie I bad seen in the hank She wa cart) in ber t.tt. Hi,.iu..iie tu b.-T baud, lilt King, so it Ms-in.d t- ui some thief .t auatcn It. N-i eiie taking adtatil-iK of the ..(tt-r. she laid M on Hie stt lil'le bef and pi...d.d tt put ou b.-r gltivo whl It she bad mooted to couitt the ui.-t,, t tie i- ilei...-untie lav en the in-s.h sinf i.e ef l svtl ready to I .!, ikcn " l of i;M or Into oiu llilef a (.. . ion l ot tlie liny tieiu I atti ti . . iv af-oot It. areiitlug far more iirill .f l.-atliig her gloteW. wlleb .-.Mill ti.'l hue cost oter fi than of H.Mlr,- a f.l r-il uf bin I'h. re I li.-lhliig Hut Wltl t.its f the lu-itrt l.ke aliipldlly. Ami II -etlwsl lo me lii.it theie waa quite enough stil j. . la In this l-iu!f nl rrraturw-ber r).-s Were gtvat 'M t-ruw u otu- atnl h.r hilt w na a hliilng chest nut - lu iiinke ii.e lot- her forevt-r I watt-bed her and her - k- l!--b till I saw II ide Into ttie tm-k U-tWesra th sent in.) Its t-.nk. iUsttpM-artiig brl;lud the folds of h. r di. ss the car J.s;gnl on, nssl uf Ihe ta nt-er gradually getting out I wa ranied f ir Is-1. aid my il.-stltijtlou, bill If had Iss-n Inleiit ou swsu4 my self uf Un' bid) a skctl-.k I ctml.1 led bite Iseii tu.re atmHbed lu I be Itii itloli In ftt.t. did ha desitue hi tint It lUs.k. but fr a 'tirte " l.-l.l fOill that uf Uillltf Itw IIM.IirJ III It lilting got her glove no wlltu.ut b- ir hi; thi-lu - the lady felt of tier bark hair, f.-l.ltsl her plump llitle. baud aud m etlleiiliy lost lu a day ttrreui .She did not l.-tittf the car IHI It re, b ed I he t f mlliil. and W hrU alt did abe and I were the only trha lu II wait.) till she hid arisen and atattr.1 for the d.sr There wa the trtuuit Hale f.-slliiij sifrly In the Junction Is ttttsii tlie .sit Slid It luck. TU In ly' f.n-e wa turned from nw; tlie m btriutin wa luy; I uk up Ih iHirteimuiiiiil,. put t in my krt awl left the tar The lady started up a lr.-t I followed her an-t, pmtetitly Istsait.g In-r. r.il, my hat and aald I ls-g par, Ion tan you Ml But where .Mr Smith Hcr She luriitsl hef eye uu be tnd asLctl: What Smith?" Why. tlie Mr. Kmtth. of four! There alwaj uue particular Smith In a phice "I don I know any Mr hinllh at all" Tliis was said with hauteur "Would y.-u mini my walking wllb you nil yoq ren.b yunr homr I Sskcl "I certainly would." "Well. I hell, lll hsw you I pr dht. h. ut tef, tia tM fi.re twenty rur """' '"e p.tssnl you will i;lv uie an ltitiliiii.il to il, it )u e a ,. ciitd ' She I - k the card and. tearing It Into hits, s. ilt. r.d lliein mi Ho. I.I...II. At the since lime her color wa rising like ll buy ef Itttray tide. "'""I morning." I an Id. rnlslug my hat with lulu, ,le pohleiiitk, a, H.f fur M the ".fin. tin i,. I k.i.i i.... i li-hl liil I saw h.-r enter a dwelling s'aiidliig In hunl.onie vrotiii.l ao.l afterw-ird ln.Uii.. all ol.ul It aud It occupant. Reluming i t, ,1,. i in, i.!.. I one i,f (tir,. i,. n, ,t In-1 and ttiill.sl !y ,, lh , ., ilay I r.-. elted a let., from a Mis l.'dilh Relford Muling that If waa the k'.-nlh-niaii who had sal opseiltn her In the car the day Is fnrn nnd could tell her unt tblug uUint a HM kessik she had lost .. ,,i, would do so I r. pa.ll thn had Join -ti ncr tne tiay befure for that piirp,,... noii. ing tnit tiier,, s.vnitsl In be MMiieilnna lu ii v personam u,i ... di-.fisefu in tier. I bn.l f,.u n - "... k in. mil' ls-lit lltioii lm. I.i I. .... .. I.... -e .. . . . w 1.11. 1 "' Invltiitloii for me to c.,.. "", ,("f- I did so and was eagerly received "Do ton know- nnylhliiir nlif nr- she asked bnrrledlv. Ilnte you found out nuvil.ii.,. iu.... "re Mr Smith lives?" I nke.l l fl'ly. iter nig eye Kriw Idegur What 1'iiuhl I mean? I took h.r pnriemotmnin from my puck.l ami handed It lo t...r ti.. Hump, from n,(. wurrhd expristaluti on her face ,. t ,h,iW), W)m ny Ing. Where did ymi find II?" she naked Whcieyuu Icfi ,, Hl.n, , ar" I Insisted on her cm.lill.ig t, .,. 'f ''",'" t twice l lke-UNI. then r.su. b. go ,y ,h, 1 f-i'-llo,,,,,, began lu dnwo "l'-h her. She a-ked me f ,i,,.r was '""Idhg she c.,,,1,1 ihi b, show her nil .reca f iy ,,,,,, )( fj 'r. and I b,l, ,.r ,1,,.,,. was- I shoiilil Ml-e I" mul e her ncptnl,,!,,,,,.,,, i mam. II hi, effecHiniiv ,.. we are "l'""' on. i, , i,.,,,,...,.. A SNIFF OF CHLOROFORM By M. QUAD Copyright, l!i, ,y Assoc lilted U,. Till V I'l l'MM. I'llll lvttlf.,1.1!.... ..... iiiiiik wu i. no ,.r ti. Mt and strongest bunking Instl,,,. lions In New Knglund, ,,, -i.d doing buslm-H, i ,()VV1, ,)f taihablUoU. U dmli nf fiiurr aod It did txiMneae wlttt tetany aklpMithb-r and hl,Mia ere abuig lite New I'.Mgland mt II any and many lime, a asuist rasblee. I bate fl.uai.ikaj s esl la our vault n! bate lowed atk ag-ce of trui.iaU absHil a If I bey ha, aw mire value thaw a aum b old ne. I say we did Urgw bsuiUraa, n v( our t-iilldliig waa bumble ten, an.) our uutliotl a trtmltlve a aigh p. nd la a country ''e Via bad a Itkk vault wltb true ibeure, wji the Itileal tssrt of rrarkunaa WihiI bate dug bla way tulo an bow wltb a rr-u tr. (Hit4.te ef lh vai wa aa old fa-bbaM! Ul beatled safe wbk b baked wllb key only II dad atrmig. ui.alte kok, but be lu. k could ltt breu tl kod lu quarter of an buur, aud two uuus-u of wwdrr iutl IV. I lul-t lb kehoks aud lplrs would be tore I he dour off wl atiq-rlso )uU when I say lht etiuat M a H try a largo a f IfXias) were uflro Wrt taj that uld aofo over ttlghL My uncle, Jsiimsi liord-ia Kluwr.llnv who tlle.1 few year ago wa lo blame tt tsir way of tbilng tiusllira lie wa a ar maw He bales! Itiouva tbiU. I wa twenty Sre yan old warn pi. wa give pi a aMitl cashier. I bad l-a In tfw bank al Ue-t two yenr w hew le hautia etvwr lirst I wero vacate.! u. rente. to a tratellng t!- tor for a tttonlh Un h I'.Mb of certain IMots-r. when b bad 1-svn uttr Irnaat for wn auuntba. be ram Into h bnk the B-st hour, a llitta I in alwai ak.na. to rt rbane f. a III! Tbetestflrr until the r 11 me I rit, be dr-pcd In alio.wl rery lemw II never lleui4 .! lo cuttto I-hi ud llw cuiiiiIbt. IhsHigh I tie d--r ..inellum altai. t-e. bo I un wrvef! u. task.u went ou! lo hlut III iwlla after llw Orwt Ihfm Werk wrrv lur lite puriawo uf manipulating welling nil Jw, au.1 I alway smvs! uuUldo lb ruu liter aud Ml wu ui, a .tutir tu tbe Mb of So tuilr. whb-b wa n.ld aasl dlamsl, bad lu the Klnrarttluw twnft etas l .C'"s lu rurreiHy He lb noil day Ihete wa lu l-e a big withdrawal lo l-ai the heit-U at Uilll, an. I autuei f.'jiieei an u gu tu rvltalu It-Muu Lanka by etprr hdn I brM fri a I. tie f. over tit lulltutr WbrU I MV J.trdaii rant In to attend Ut Aa bo Wt-rknl al my Jaw ho ir.. tally luttml nty brad lo the I. ft. au lh I uo !Migvr WW bou .. the He aekrs! two . repel .bit I.. 1 uk blui a few di .. au.1 I wa i..li, a wbvn the .b.rf ueir. I did 11,4 alu t talk, and I t..tik mt torn my bend The ioju who iniie In did tt"! mlL but lis. lic.-i i.fim uiv. lb tfjurlue a l.i..o asiurwtr.1 wltb rbHMuform g. the ..I- ut tit sitiif al ott. am! a w.iiHteitng hat It waa wltvn my Itss k u t. Mlplsrd by I ha tl.arlur'a tefl lis ml .,i huh Ibo right b Ihrnet Ibr i.t.i;e Into Uiy far-, thlllk I Irl.-d to tl up ,.il flgbl Ihi apuiigo wa. but not 14 rlewr atsiul II I do i.l I In. I it r.ti.eii.t.f. huatirf, uf hear In. lee tl I..T n N.-O ll.rn. h-k tl. do.,, ,0,1 I H at t tuite V- ue.orf la Dm- lijjef" Il w an Iwior Utter wtirli I tier.l far. ,,y ii, , B, mtl , ifu.-i nli,, Oil ,,,, IM fUu) , 1,1 full f t-..(.ie f, Ml M (,ua ba. tli uirr. auythiug wruug. atevirf lib lu Tbcy hd fuel ml UN If In an in u..r ami auiii. I in . thougli all dejected Ih piaaanraj f ruiorororiu My first word war lu titwu tu f. th UKUMiy. ff me J.rjH .':) 4 a abllllug mualned. Kafe and ViiuU bad lm-n iluiHbtrd to me tuat nuy! WUtm attt.Hitehiurttl pe-sl away w. rbaigrd wllb bat ing roblssj (h Un wa nut lair tblug for au uut la u do. but Jamaa iloni.., hliHai.lliia, lo bU vrrrUallog tmiii wa r..r halloa; ma lu, bad up a I tilM e It w a a king hour before we eol In langia tralKhtrtie.l 0Ut. atwl hl hour I'-l my uiele rtrry dollar be bad la the world. Th roblH-r bad a Marl f au hour m.d a half, aud Hie titilf rule thing they did wa lu make balf irci around h. wn ami u.ui-.,! pursuit for a day My iimle had det.tlVfsa almost It the dojeu. end lite luijtlty uf thero ti i iiiu. n tuii.i. r in citi, nt than t overhaul the MblsT I wa uuaet ui.il and t rms quest lotted until bored lo deiih. and for a change I hey would irriiit-H me. Some ll.oiiixbf I hail ,e. tl Ibo limner somewhere. If imi Kuid go si bi8h no., i, am! do auch a "it. ni.. the sleuth of all sleuth v aa suie Hint I had alms! In wltb Hie Mo n nnd win lo gel my share nf the (iris tssls ! or year and yenra I waa a auenet l I person, snd few men dnre.1 In ow n my rrieii.i.hlt i:en when men no inter dared iisMs (hay talked uf ma In tonne, lion win, , rolil.r and Hcd thai wn not diMif In find lull I tint not siish ami checkmate I lime glvt-u ymi a true nnd hon est iimiuiil nf Hit. w bola t in iiuistrtii.-a. Hud mi mailer what vonr t.r.l e I feel the In-tier for bavin- writ. u It mil I coniend Hint tiiv uncbt'a -silldi and nsklesn systein waa all " l.l iu.e, nnd In this I know that all hankers nnd Ihelr einployetn will agree -un in., nun absolve me frum all bin in. Couldn't H.lo Haraalf. Pnlletiee- IVggy I not tha bind nf flrl lo take a back aunt nnrlce-siiu t.Mik oiio lodny, alt rlgbt Hlitt was wllb Jack on bla niotoe. cycle. "-Vimkers Slutesmnn, Plenty af Fraa Trine. "Vour wife needs lu rltlu out In the open Mir." "All right, doc, ' drou wunl aiiuina the real estate ngetitM that I inluht li k lit properly In tl,u .ni.,,,i.- Kiiiisiis City Joiiriihl. Not Re Feeble. I told Uncle. Simon Hint ha P' tllng to,, 0, ni)(J reei.iB t att0n)! t0 iiinilieHS, "Did lm I alio it klndlyr "lie tllfctv mil nut . l.. m. n .. , " " ...a Vlliea. HuSlllll post Looatad. "Wliat do yuii rmiMlib.r ih. .i.i. 0f,.,;.",,'1' "r """-I Hi'mwditle. sal, t ,. "IT" ,Ux" "f """ all .l,,,,s " should .ny lUnt UMU,t oei i mi wu hi fm-t"- Judge, Major 'tell w ThcGrProfolef. SICETRACKS THEfcy, b M rhl '"a "Ien,la,,j p.. . ifiuf tCif-irtaM 15 i M AJ'"l,'""Wsrr. I iu.a.i. . as r t-s re the t,a . . ".s I . " I nw . . an. ,) "Ifiil I .... ntau ,s I r. tl l I the ,la. . ii N I retelei, I ,,. "Kki,, wottt.l !.,. .. -". ! k. - ... n i I tin. . lrln d lha t lni"l "It I .it n.it.til man"" .,ir, l III rh.e, ritii J "?b? Mtr f.el S rvnia at cirresl I- -111.11 u , ... 't wa la . Ue-ug tt. , j,,,. 'VU Wl l , Ib.. i ur. t. , -.. ,., . 'Ma.' rfiet hi ted "A( III He Vhin tliikra titer rw i ini Hlofi irln i on rl " tin r kei no sen-1. ina H. I rial lulret l) I. 4 ftienj y-ti age, wine l,. it t,m ., bd u.t b. .o.x I kM itt t'rf..t. U.i.J an Ateatw to.! r.t.y .i l , .1 . W Wt t, !y I sin Mi). tf..reiea! Irr, to.-f eu l MLbsMrf' f b lu..t .'.-ii,! Mtkrtm IIm-. i til wwsl Uae rter ktsaa naaat II. lrr "I I'm U.ii.thtg f af t nek Ilia nun I "J H. .oftil I h.l tttra It at f fyteieils," t ..it . t !t e.tr, la dUrt.trr that I beta left l.j 1 U ' ltd your t ill l.t.l efl;s atf Hg 1 tlowatar, I i,Ktmuie j.fl,fa U Ule you with all ety heart fct uv..tf you will 1st itrsalnf rsrdt' f-.r half o,hi..ii d aunt' j "I've --t to hat Ihil I. M-t, t) 1 J"f." ei. the rl.ir i.IK "A let bu I" l.tr ftl ht f-f ! bee est. bittsit and Iw-t H. 1 Uetl Ilia promoter "fisi'ie J t . Ihe mub 1 1 tta. Imsetil hi i nH There are ll.rto f.sjr f Ww I. wa askr.! .i f u n nj. N V j ks.klng litem ut rf as IMI I ' do l' l'-r. In t rut j (- fc-an I , Itgured It out. I etinHf eabrH an ; thtt atlft. bliirtit klr aist hr.UW 1 trk liy .i my aid I bt'r'll! If. I bnve a m heiti ahsk lUlk.lil' Ihe w,.r . line l I In h ri.r and fur ekslrk- ktW! , In the rellnr U-s It f' win wliiie w wilt mA eli prtsliit r a different luite IU bl'1, of the plaint. We .ton'! K ! art ocraslona. but II la;tw "I 'J1 1 ud leal rigid through llH IteM" Ihe family ha gone leld "S yuU stH' Ihe etllMllllrT W fnwlly able lu Mit i piiiM ' 8 1 month can have the iiufk ftP. j is-ii boura f day t'f ' "If I wa.ni h ud up I '.iU , you for III $r l-l tle-rWwj "And Uowr yuu Ne Ih kse. re J ued the tnnjor. "We rs.l9l j Otl,lSl I II lake III (Heel-W. curse, and rlttbt l..-r I " treasurer and guamiilr I f"" . ...i ..i. ..s taut re i L ii.vsst a year, i u t" . r.oi...i n...r but mil mvl oiiiethliig, la-nve me l-'Si si. etiiildn't lcae nm au. -t ,l.i,'t k-t Ih"' doua enterprise g.l "f "'Ti 0 pnwn your hiit- "ll ?' "Tj . nylhlug. lleinei.iUr. e i from tlie pin un t" 'ti-ry rrt i li.uish Kven ns Ihe S mtlatiNta uf roll t H" r "T ' get Hid IlliU'k Joe "rTH"1''' Ori,vetocl..s.r .mI J 1 upstair.. ll.lbeM.-ai"'r:-,-j even carry -Jlr. rr you, and yuu enn Ink w j on. Come In nuilu -"' 7; i row. I alinll finish Ui srHrse cririwirntlon today"- tieaetl i And tlie clilropodwi """".ZmH do nf the. lis.r. A "'"'n ' ml u. i think be H.uml"1 mi hi ""f ww list "Mnjor Cmfonir No resMMise. . a I ete 'Pny, you silt i,,lrfr, IIW"Mr. . a. ari Hut th tl'n 0''wr ' pnssud. M.ttar or w-v-"la your wife gK l" wwr moiids to tho opera "Of courso," "',w,,7,. Ll, V We can't H ! we onuht to try . nk ,; esllng even for tlitw " . to look on.'-WnMiiimi'"" In the D,fK' laeftks Patlenr0-H"-'l'l'cW,r,eTO , until he kissed l .... at I mi iv v lk"!'t? . i.. ... I. kissed hef 1" lm fA'4 S wa-j -iY- Jj toll't."-'iroukiTa 8lfu,"'